Sunday, December 21, 2008
Bad and Undecided
TWILIGHT IS A HUGE WASTE OF MONEY.don't watch that lousy excuse of an adaption.period.
the acting was horrendous. thank god, cam(James)
what's-his-surname arrived and saved the whole movie.
it was so boring.
Kristen Stewart(who i had high hopes for), looked like she was pissed at the whole world and wanted to slit her wrist any minute during the movie. Her acting was so stiff and was like "one note acting".
Robert pattinson (who i actually wanted to ignore my biasedness and watch the film w/o saying "edward is so ugly") had constipated acting. I wanted to slap his face during the whole movie. I didn't see any emotion, and even if i did it was exaggerated. Rob,dude, go work on your american accent please, spare us all movie watchers the pain of watching you speak or attempt to act
The movie itself was a drag, honestly,it was super super boring. You can accuse me of thinking "oh, they didn't do
blahblahblah scene, that's why it sucks". but truth be told, i don't remember the stupid book anyway.One thing's for sure, the movie was unable to deliver anything that made the audience believe
Edward and
Bella actually liked each other.
The only real actors in this whole sad excuse of a film were people like Jessica, Mike, Eric, Jacob, James, Victoria, Rosalie, Alice and Charlie. They actually showed proper emotions.
On top of it, the stupid camera couldn't stop having bad close ups at the ridiculous actors' faces. My goodness, even if they wanted to do close ups, they shouldn't have cut off parts of their faces. Honestly, some of the close ups were retarded and irrelevant.
After watching the movie, i have concluded that any freaking kindergartner with glitter in his/her hand can become the oh-so gorgeus Edward Cullen. My god, let me pour some glitter on my body and desperate people with no goals in life except to worship their "hot" partner will call me "BEAUTIFUL". That ugly people or average looking people can become models. And That applying foundation on actors that's a totally different colour on their face, neck and ears can make them appear as vampires that have "pale" skin, and get me a job as a make up artist.
Thank god most of the reviews slammed Twilight.
That's Awesome.
I'd love to give a message to the next director of the twilight series : GO GET BETTER ACTORS. or at least allow your directorial skills to save the sequel.
Don't waste your money on twilight in the cinemas, go watch it on the internet. ;D